The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
