dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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