i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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