So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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