Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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