Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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