That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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