ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Everything about him screamed your future.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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