she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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