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I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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