I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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