I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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