You're so nebulous sometimes
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Randomize
