you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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