I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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