that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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