I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
