i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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