i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I don't think brook has ever known best
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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