Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
