I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
