I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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