Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
We had to coat check the pizza.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize