im drinking this country out of the recession.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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