we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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