Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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