Say something about gay babies.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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