Got a toothbrush?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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