exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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