New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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