There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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