Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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