is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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