does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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