Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
My vagina just clenched in fear
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
