From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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