the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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