Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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