There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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