i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Randomize
