Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Alive.
So much puke
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize