Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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