my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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