Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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