My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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