Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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