its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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