The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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