i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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