she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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