is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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