Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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